the newest plan is...

Scene - a conversation online.

Spice: ayyoo i wanna live by mysefl
her: hahahaha
her: yeah me too! but then i get so lonely by myself
her: and den i miss them
her: sigh
Spice: true , that too is there
Spice: lets get married soon then
Spice: want to marry me ?
her: hahahahahaha..yeah i really want toooo
her: yes yes
her: ok so we'll get married and we'll have our man whores to satisfy us...works?
Spice: YES!!!! perfect. who would be those perfect men now?

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Spice: do you really want to get married soon?
her: hahaha...as in actually get married?
Spice: not to me. i mean. u know
her: hahaha...i get it..like heterosexual marriage..like normal ppl"?
her: lol..yes i do wna get married
her: but i need to find the guy!
Spice: sigh. yes
Spice: i dnt know what i want
her: i know wat i want
her: i want to get married to dis tall, dark and handsome guy whoz totally romantic and head over heels in love her: with me and i want to earn lots and lots and lots of money and build a house of my own.
and oh i want a very exciting and fun job...
Spice: lol.. sounds like something I would have said few years back
Spice: why couldnt one of us be a guy!
her: and den 1-2yrs after my marriage, i want beautiful kids!!
her: hahahahahahahah
her: den we wouldnt have had been living in the penthosue togetherr silly!
Spice: well u want to have a sex change?
Spice: or should i?
Spice: get a bit darker, n handsomer.
her: hahahahaha...
her: well...i am a bit of a gurlie gurl, and u are the taller one
Spice: but I dnt want to grow a penis.
her: :D
her: and i wouldnt want u to go through the pain of giving birth!
her: ooo i want a peniss!!
her: i wna be able to pee without sitting on those gross public toilets!!!!
Spice: no no. u can have the birth pains and the taking care of kids part.
Spice: but. how are we going to do all that. with you wanting a penis too
her: hahahah
Spice: i'll tell you. forget about the penis.
her: hahaha...okayy
her: anything for u my love
her: :P
Spice: you willing to do the babies,nappy changes and crying parts?
Spice: ooh what about cooking? Are you gonna learn cooking anytime missy?
Spice: this mister likes her meals yummy and on time
her: hahahahahahah
her: i don mind the cooking but u gta do the gross stuff like taking out the garbage
her: and dealing with the bills
Spice: cool.
her: hahaha
her: oo and the babys poooppp
her: pls do that
Spice: okay, as long as you handle the crying. and consoling.
her: haha..np
her: I WANT A BABY s!!
her: i want to buy one for like a couple of hours
Spice: I'll give you one. don't worry my love.
Spice: soon soon
Spice: have some patience
her: hahahahahaha
her: nyways hot stuff..i gtg now
her: i like our plan so dont forget bout it
Spice: alrighty
Spice: noway hosey


So the newest plan is, to get a sex change into a man without a penis and marry my bestfriend in Br.